Clarification
Posted by harlan on 26 Jul 2008 at 11:39 am | Tagged as: talking to the void
There are those who have speculated that perhaps Jane is my sexual partner. It’s very important to me to make it perfectly clear that Jane and I are not having sex.
Also, I am not having sex with a man. Nor an animal. Nor an inanimate object.
Let’s just say that I am having sex on a frequent basis, and that it is with a woman of consenting age.
Here are some additional details. She is caucasian. She is shorter than I am. She shaves her pubic area. And she has larger than average breasts, one of which is approximately 7% smaller than the other.
But even the smaller one is larger than average.
Whew. Thanks for that. I thought for a minute that I had misapprehended something but now everything’s perfectly clear.
By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
I have a foreboding sense that I’m about to be disgusted, too.
Seven percent smaller? How do you know that, were you getting kinky with the calipers one night?
Please tell us that this doesn’t involve proximity to the Amish or the chance that any potential offspring could correctly refer to you as either “Dad” or “Grandpa.”
Please.
Yes. Please, please don’t let this go where it’s headed.
i can see it coming…
we will be shocked
I feel like I’m in the Greek chorus in “Oedipus Putz.”
Are you doing it with your Mom? Everyone else wants to ask but I’m just going to go ahead and ask.
I think I’m going to lose that falooda I ate.
Falooda?I am still wondering about the Tai dish, there are some of them that are good enough to, er, sleep in close proximity. I always said this should be a food blog, one mention of enjoying trans fats and I will report you Harlan.
GO AMY! I never thought of that. Of course that’s where this is going. Not only will it be his mom, but he’ll tell us he was only kidding when he told us she wasn’t dead. Note that he never said the short, larger than average breasted, de-pubed, caucasian, woman was alive.
Eww.
At least the Google ads have changed to breast enhancement and underwire bras. That’s cheering.
Well if it’s not Jane, then spill it. Who?
Seven per cent? Seven god-damned fricken per cent? Why not eight or six per cent? What did you do, get a protractor out and measure?
Interesting. One of my breasts is noticeably smaller than the other but I’ve never actually measured. Could you post more about how exactly you quantified that? Did you do a volumetric calculation based on radius and surface area or use 3D imaging software?
So it’s bertha then?
I don’t even know what to say to this except to repeat what I said before, people, get your boots on. It’s gonna get deep.
It can’t be his Mom, Harlan hates to be wrong, so I’m sure he suffocated her the moment he found out she was still alive, and then went to tell his sister he was right after all. :) Then he most likely fucked her (his mom, or his sister, your choice, since we’re just dabbling in fantasy anyway) and went on his merry way. This is why he can no longer perform in bed though, as he now sees his mom/sister (your call) each time little H is getting ready to penetrate, and it just saps him.
Joe
Okay Joe, I’m going with your theory because of the H-has-to-be-right factor.
Sorry Amy.
wow.. sounds like you’ve done some research on breasts. hows her ass? how many percent is is bigger than average? is one cheek bigger than the other?
Lilly may be right. maybe Harlan has turned all ed gein on us.
You could pleasantly surprise us and tell us it’s the FedEx girl or your probation officer or somebody more than 4 degrees of cosnanguinity removed from you. It would be a big surprise, but it’s not too late.
consaguinity
Why does the breast size and sizing need to be so much more perfectly clear than who the hell you’re sleeping with? Do I just not get this about men and breasts?
Ah, there’s the rub. Indeedy.
Consanguinity?
I didn’t know they could be so specific when making those ‘real girl’ dolls. Huh.
Yeah. Consanguinity.
It is Janet from racketball. It’s so goddamn freaking obvious. He didn’t even mention it because it is supposed to be so obvious. What are you guys thinking?
I’m thinking this is going to go all kinds of wrong - real quick.
Asshat are you channeling Ernest as well?
No, if Ernest wanted to use a $20 word, he wouldn’t have typed it incorrectly twice. And, if Ernest had mentioned “consanguinity,” it would have been part of a long-winded lecture, ending in some sort of a pun, of how in the 12th century Pope Psoriasis IV granted a special dispensation to Wizzo the Wise to marry his grandmother.
Wow! I stand duly corrected. Thank you Asshat, for correcting me again. I still love you.
Hmm, why can’t I stop reading this blog. I have to know who has these breasts. Is it a hooker?????
Lol, Harlan you crack me up sometimes. Love your blog!
1. Is it the fed ex girl?
2. Whatever happened to the 2nd job?
3. What about the community service?
4. Is it the dog in that neighbborhood that was looking for a bone?
Asshat, when he used “consanguinity”
Encroached on my Ernest affinity.
Can I possibly dream
Of a two-suiter team?
Some would consider it big o’ me.
With you, sweet Fawn
I’d sleep ’til dawn,
But you and Ernest together
No, I’d just not rather.
Oh bloody hell. I wish I’d used “Horned in on” rather than “Encroached on.” The latter suggests an unwelcome entreaty. I wouldn’t want Asshat to think that. Horning in, on the other hand, sounds more suggestive.
Such a speedy rejoinder. And in verse, no less.
[Swoon]
Poor dear Fawn
Like a magnet drawn
To a didact of unknown gender,
Who know why
She likes that guy
When Asshat would sure be better.
And now bird is jealous
Because her fave fella is
In lyrical verse with another
Oh Fawn I cannot compete
Your words I cannot defeat
Now I go cry to Harlan’s mother
Don’t worry bird
If I share a word
On this dreary blog
With a homolog.
And I think Harlan’s mother
Is something quite other
Than Barbara Billingsley
(The suspense is killing me).
Asshat (re: Fawn) -
Aren’t you afraid you’ll offend her
With that lame-ass rhyme for gender?
Bird -
I don’t think you should worry. From what I know of Fawn, it would never work between her and Asshat. Besides, splitting herself between 2 guys would reveal an asymmetry as each vies for a side. You see, she’s a good 20% more developed on the left. Fortunately, that’s the lobe responsible for analytics, so I’m guessing she’ll figure this out.
Asshat -
Now the blog / homolog rhyme I liked.
hehe-Asshat…Barbara Billingsly, killing me
my hand hurts again
Josh,
I think you got a thing for Fawn
So your critique makes me yawn.
You know she’s a pygmalion
And you’re just another one.
its so a sex doll!
WOW I go on vacation for two weeks and the blog takes off again. I gotta catch up on my reading. Good to hear from you again Harlin.
FK
dude people are losing interest.
tanked, how can anyone lose interest in these comments, nevermind the post from Harlan. He has his audience back, and he’s talking about boobies, I see. Whoever mentioned calipers had me seriously laughing out loud.
The poetry was beyond entertainment, there’s so many
talented people here, truly. Harlan, we’re here to
listen to you and again, boobies and laundry.
I do feel prudish (not sure if that’s the right word)
so I’ll have to say,
not feeling sunshiney about crossing the line with
insuating that Harlan is having sex with his Mother,
(sister, too, if I can recall correctly).
I couldn’t think of a word, but prude, but heck, between all these talented, brainy people - how/why does that line get crossed ? I’ll tell you guys, I was married
to a pro sports athlete and nothing could get them fighting more than disrespecting their Mothers - truly,
I kid you not. That’s where I’m stuck, staying stuck,
and thinking that’s a line that just shouldn’t be screwed around with. (No, I’m not Italian either) but
I do believe in respecting our elders, and for now,
I haven’t read anything about Harlan’s Mom (except she’s maybe dead/or not) but then, that makes it worse, if
you a - disrespect the Mother b. disrespect the dead Mother. c. sister is disqualified also. why, because
she’s a sister. first cousins, yes, although some of you may challenge this, I don’t want to see us go there either. If this is a prude, I would encourage
you to prude with me. Truly. Madly. Deeply.
Since I’ve written a short novella, if you are still reading, I want you to think of your Mothers, Sisters,
G-mas, all of the women you care about. What would
you feel if someone said that about you and your relatives. I do love to laugh, and again, I’ve been
taught and expect my son to do the same with me, and
that is not to disrespect or cross lines. Old fashioned?
Harlan, what say you ? Be kind to the animals.
Jaydon Jaguar
Let the comments begin. Don’t be cruel. I am seriously
feeling saddened, as some part of my humour is definitely found here, but Harlan, it’s more in the comments, honestly. Or - you know that already ?
I’m sure Lily (thanks for that ’so’ special fuck you)
will have something to say about ‘the author’.
That’s what you are to me,partly, Harlan(although you didn’t ask) but I still
know that you are definitely a person, sitting there
writing this blog, (is that even established now ?)
and that I would love for you to explain where you’ve been, (as you can see, you increased readership, and have lots of welcome backs) and this is what you have
to say ? Laundry and boobies. I know you said you don’t want to jump into it , but, check the water, buddy,
it’s not freezing in here. I always will applaud your
writing Harlan - and more so, glad to be here with you
on your journey - is the destination important?
Harlan, welcome back. I am happy that you have found companionship. No matter what her boobie size. And by they way, differently sized breasts are common, almost every woman has them whether they know it or not. And some of those women can differ up to a full cup size.
I too find myself reading all the comments on these blogs, not because I find them entertaining as so many do, but because they are like a car wreck. I cannot turn away.
I listen to a lot of radio at night and very often hear a commercial marketed towards young teens. It is about cyber-bullying, and how you should make a point not to say anything on the internet that you wouldn’t say in person.
That is a lesson a lot of your frequent commenters should learn.
jaydon i feel really badly for your son.
Jaydon - what about the daughter of a first cousin??? Man that girl is hot!!! Good thing she lives 2,000 miles away.
FK
damn I had a google ad for clear bras but they weren’t.
FK
Clear Bras
Buy Bras. Compare Prices and Save.
PriceGrabber.com
The “Lolita Strapless” was quite nice. A Macy’s ad.
Now where the Hell is he?
Good question Gretchen.
Tanked, you’re a knobjockey.
Harlan where are you? Come out,come out wherever you are.
Damn it, Harlan. You can not do this to us again. We are faithful. We are loyal. Where are you?
Kate if there was any material here you might be right.
I think harlan is bonding with his mum. More than likely breast feeding.
And there he goes again. This is SO unfair, Harlan dear. Please come back.
And the “bait” goes on! Harlan won’t post until he sees the comments reach at least 100. Little Harlan needs three digit numbers to rear his tiny head.
I suggest Harlan haiku.
Tanked - you are wrong, the material I was talking about was your crappy
comment to Jaydon, a mom who obviously does care.
Feeling the same way Harlan as a few people have said. there are millions of blogs out here, and I feel like you are playing with us now. Hope I am wrong. I read various bloga ‘check out Black Hockey Jesus’ then take a look at Pioneerwoman’s blogs, very different, yet
very involved and readers up to the l000’s for one of
them. The other BHJ has just started a few months ago.
Everyday - take a look. Anyone have any other ones to check out while we wait. ??
wish you would make up your mind - I’d like to see
you keep your readers, at the same time, if you are
going to write, write! This bait and wait is getting
old. REAL. Fast.
You people are amazing. You act like Harlan owes you something. He started this blog because he felt alone. You all chose to read it. YOU choose to come here every day. YOU choose to start blogwars in his comments.
It is not up to you how often he blogs. Nor should it be.
Lay the fuck off.
Hey Annie I thought you weren’t into ‘web wars’. So why don’t you take your hypocritical self and lay the fuck off.
Actually, I’m very sorry for the author of this Blog but I need to profit this empathetic audience just to ask you about other Blogs or writer you enjoy to read. I really would like to expand my options.
I am not attempting to start a war here. I am just stating that it really amazes me when people come to read a blog and insist that the author write as often as the readers like. It’s ridiculous.
When it comes down to it, this is not our blog. Neither is it anybody’s place to tell an author how often he writes, what he writes about, what he’s really thinking, what’s coming next or that he is not, in fact, a real person.
And I am not a hypocrite. I have stated that I will not be drawn into a webwar about my personal life. But here, I have just become so disgusted by the childish and selfish behavior of the commenters that I had to comment. Those of you that behave in that way exemplify everything that modern American society. It makes me ashamed to know that there are people in our country that think that this is acceptable behavior.
“Even the small one is larger than average”–hah! Lovely!
Annie - YAWN!
Annie 90% of the people that come here do it because of the commenters. This place hasn’t been about harlan in a very long time. So get a fucking life and post your self righteous bullshit on your own blog.
For those of you interested in other interesting blogs (funny) check out iambossy and 15minutelunch.
Nothing as voyeuristic as this blog, but worth checking out.
Boobs injuries and dr. pepper has some might fine writing, and what would appear to be a natural hook for some in this audience.
I only come here for Harlan’s posts. The comments are mostly inane and tedious.
I TOTALLY come here for the comments. Harlan started out ok but he’s all bullshit now. It’s the haters that are entertaining.
It’s pretty subtle how y’all come here pitching your own blogs. :)
well if the previous commenters are right we have another 24 more responses and then we’ll have another post from the lunatic. woohoo!
23
22
I’m seriously considering going on with this. I can’t take it anymore, Harlan, if you have any mercy for your readers you better post something soon and something long and clear.
Yay 20
I know how to find Harlan and I’m going to do it if he doesn’t post by August 31st. I am tired of watching this joker string all of you along.
Why are you waiting till 8/31? Come on Lonely. Give us what you got!
by the way, calling this dude a ‘joker’ is way too much of a compliment.
Lonely: Best comment ever.
come out come out wherever you are
Another bait post. Harlan = Lonely
Yea 26
Intriguing, Lonely.
What are you going to do, get a list of all females in the US with a C-Cup rack symmetry deviation between 6 and 8 percent? I’ll admit that once you have that info it’ll be relatively easy to track down the schleps that live with them.
You must work airport security or something.
Nice one Herb!
Baby Daddy - they are counting down not up.
Yeah I am getting bored with this. Lets spend some time tracking this punk down. hmmm now do I know anyone that works for godaddy?
Oh Lonely, so you want all these crazies reading our blog? Fine… you asked for it.
http://notenoughmonkeys.blogspot.com
Yeah. I think this is some sort of test about how to suck people in and then see how they’ll still stick around after you’ve lost interest in actually posting on your blog. Sort of bums me out that I only started reading in the last few months. Nothing like getting sucked in just to have the rug pulled out from under you.
I think I need to expand my blog repertoire.
Way to get people to come to your own blog Amanda.
Now that I’ve been there I can tell you it sucks.
Good luck recruiting.
I hate to say this, really I do. But I think about ready to jump ship. I say think only because the comments on this blog are now by far more entertaining then the Author. However, I feel this to is coming to an end. I have said it before - I have been here since almost day 1 and there is a time I actually cared about Harlan. Now, well now it’s old news, now it’s a test, now Harlan is really fucking with our heads. And that’s fine this is HIS/HER blog - I understand that.
Amanda, I took a look at your blog. The only thing I can
say is … who are YOU calling crazy? Seriously.
We aren’t crazy… it’s called honesty. Kate, you know you’ve been there.
I haven’t been here in a while…now I see why.
Umm, Amanda you may want to support your alter ego, Lonely, in finding Harlan cuz y’all were made for each other. Crazy doesn’t even come close to describing how fucking wacked out you are!!!
I’m with you JuJu. Done with this place.
97
88 all - peace
100!!!
I deserve the gold medal..
Vive la France!!!
Harlan?? Dear?? Are you ok. Please come home. I have your laundry done. You need to stop having sex in your dryer honey.
Is it scientifically possible to smother to death whilst smoozling breasts that are larger than average but discernibly different sizes?
Mom?
I’d be happy to volunteer to find out, Fran.
Get ready folks…Harlan’s coming!!
I don’t know about smothering, but I’ve blacked out a few times.
Try smoozling with a snorkle.
I am prepared to volunteer my oversized, misshapen breasts for Asshat’s snorkle smoozling experiment.
as am I, Moshizzle - perhaps Asshat could conduct an experiment between your oversized, misshapen breasts and my not so over-sized (but pierced) misshapen breasts. The left is larger. How ’bout you? It could be fun.
[leaves computer to go take a cold shower]
I just checked and my left is bigger too! WTF
Look folks, all I can do is suggest the experiment. Y’all get busy this weekend and post results by Monday.
If we never hear from you again, then clearly the postulate is proven: one can smoozle smother.
A deo formavit in bello probavit.
Now what the hell is up with Harlan: another question entirely.
Congratulations Harlan you’re a motherfucker, literally and figuratively!!!
Hey all, Harlan, I was away, came back and thought
you would be rocking out the posts.
Hope all is okay man. I know you disappeared and thankfully reappeared, but if you are ”playing”
with us - why don’t you come out and let us know
how you’re doing? wait, this is a blog, isn’t it?
Patience vs. patients ?
Good to see we’re up to ll5 comments. What’s new
everyone ? I had a helluva trip to the U.S. from
Canada and was bringing back a car - 6 hours at the
border, unbelievable. Seems they don’t want us
Canadians buying cars in the U.S. - thankfully, I had
a customs broker help. Sorry Harlan, I don’t have a blog, so I just wanted to comment with the peeps, unless
you want to write, that would be much preferred.
Jaydon
Is patience REALLY a virtue ?
I believe Lizzy who posted right above you has explained this entire scenerio rather well.
Face it H your not going to get 1000 on this one. Move on on all.. The Freak Show is over.
Ok…I quit. This is my last comment and the last time I visit this blog…Good luck Harlan!!!
H man gets no love.
Joe
Asshat: assphyxiate?
Asspirate.
Asshat asspires to asspirate assymmetrically
Day 31 approaching. What, I still have hope.
As stated, Chass. Love Bronx Story. Consider doing Asstoria Story next.
WTF… I bailed on this blog and just hit the old bookmark outta habit and bordom, I was going to delete it. Now I see he has returned only to flake out again, how lame…
Harlan, the clock is ticking. You don’t want us after you.
You DON’T want us after you.
Okay, although I have no idea of anyone going after
Harlan, or how they would go about that, but I’ll
join, ”Harlan, you REALLY don’t want us after you”.
Although that is just the follower in me. I really
would like to not give up. Really.
Just say Hi, let us know that you are breathing,
can you ?
I can’t believe that I am worried about a virtual
stranger, but it happened the first time, and when
someone mentioned 3l days, I thought - no way.
And yet they were right.
Harlan, just a short hello will do it.
Your readers await you.
with bells on…
Jaydon
harlan- at this rate you will never win the Bloggies for next year…. :-(
get the lead out!
Jaydon first sunshine shooting out of your ass and now bells. You really must be ’special’.
PS spare us all the ‘rah rah about you spreading the love’ speach. Nobody is interested.
Steve, I truly am not trying to appeal to anything,
and rah, rah, fuck you Steve., I’ve always enjoyed cheerleading.
Now, to Harlan, I hate that I just read the most
crippling article on depression, and that I’m bouncing
back and forth like Steve’s outlet fucktoy. (again
fuck you Steve)
Where do you even get the right to say ’spare US’
or do you have l0 people living in your head ?
speach is speach. Spare me your shitty spelling.
Willo - great comment.
Harlan, Hope to hear from you.
Steve, sadly, you have NO idea how ’special’ I am.
I just got back from Beijing, sounds like you know
about the other ’special’ Olympics. ? n’cest pas ?
Don’t encourage him. Oh wait, I just did. Stupid me.
Jaydon your feeble attempt to impress, didn’t. Frankly, screaming ‘fuck-you’s’ and making fun of the Special Olympics says it all.
Jaydon-
It always amazes me how once again you will give harlan a pass for constantly being an ass, because for whatever reason you feel “he” deserves it. When he, however, gets the same treatment here that he meters out on a daily basis, you feel the need to become vitrolic and vile, just as you claim you wish others would not do to harlan.
You are indeed an odd one.
Joe
Hey Shari - I had 3 people with me who will be part
of the Special Olympics. I don’t owe you anything,
but I have had more than enough of Steve being rude.
Go back and read before you decide what is ‘feeble’.
(sickening word in my opinion)
Joe, call me odd, I really don’t care anymore.
I explained I just read an article on depression
and immediately thought of Harlan and have to endure
the ‘Steves’ and now Shari and you. Enough for me.
Vitrolic and vile, yes, after posting here for months,
and reading the likes of people jumping all over him,
and then getting told off for trying to bring
some positive thoughts, it is just enough.
Go ahead, keep on bashing away, I know what I was
trying to get across and sometimes things don’t come
out the way they should, but I still believe Harlan
is in need of help, (remember it’s his blog) and
basically he is the one I am worried about.
There are some fabulous people here with good hearts,
and I am frankly tired of all the people jumping
all over everyone else. ESPECIALLY Steve, and
I’ll add Shari (who the hell are you anyway? )
Joe, I’ll just say it right back to you - you’re
indeed an odd one - Does that not sound ridiculous
from little tidbits in comments? It did to me.
. I’m not
going to fight with people that I don’t know
nor care about. I’ve made some interesting friendships
through this site, and would be pleased to meet so
many of you - but really, don’t bother going on and
on about me, as I really won’t be here again to read
this.
Harlan, you know how I feel. You have my email and
be sure to use it anytime if I can be of help.
To you Shari, and Joe,and especially Steve,who
has been on my case from wherever you came from…
I really deplore judgemental people like you.
And yes, support the Special Olympics, or go to them,
I’ll be there with bells on .
To the friends that I’ve made here, I’ll look forward
to hearing from you all. You’ve brightened my days
with your humandy, and for that I am blessed.
Hope to hear from you, and Harlan, especially you!
When you get back on track, please, please use
that special writing gift you have, and I’ll look
forward to hearing from you.
With sunshine coming out of my ass, Steve,
I am actually sorry for one thing and that was
even lashing out to you - something I’ve never
done, stooped to the level of Steves, but enough
I like my sunshine. I like being positive, and
that somebody even brought that out in me leaves
me to know, it’s time to go.
Thanks for the memories. Be well.
Jaydon .
Sorry for the spelling error - humandy is probably
just as good a word as humanity.
Again, even if I think you are a really mean person Steve,
2 wrongs just don’t make a right, and I am sorry
that I stooped to that level.
I’m checking in out of curiosity and amazed that you’re still here Jaydon. You certainly have changed your tune. What happened to mr-sunshine-rainbows-and-spreading-the-love. Ha!
“(sickening word in my opinion)”
Ironic that you use the word sickening to describe others. This is exactly how I’ve always felt about your artificiality.
“Joe, call me odd, I really don’t care anymore.”
Hmm, this must be why you feel the need to put us all to sleep with your lengthy explanations as to why you commented in the manner in which you did. Yup. It’s really obvious that you don’t give a damn.
“I still believe Harlan is in need of help, (remember it’s his blog) and basically he is the one I am worried about.”
How’s all that worrying working for you? Author is laughing his ass off at you.
“Joe, I’ll just say it right back to you - you’re
indeed an odd one - Does that not sound ridiculous
from little tidbits in comments? It did to me.”
Joe is absoulutely correct and much too kind. You’re not only odd, you’re an idiot who continues to cheer on a fictional character. The author of this blog conducted an experiment and disrespected mental illness and every cheerleader he/she had.
“but really, don’t bother going on and
on about me, as I really won’t be here again to read
this. ”
How arrogant to assume that anyone would go on and on about you. And darlin’, as sure as I am that H is fictional, I know that your insecurity will force you to come back here to read our comments.
Here’s hoping that you’ll get your head out of your ass and stop being so naive.
Smiles & smooches Jay Jay!!
anyone wanna see my puppies?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gscheible/
Nice puppies!
One of them appears to be approximately 7% smaller than the rest, though.
Maybe this is Harlans way of letting us go gently.
The pubic hair of the puppies is not shaved
keep the puppies away from Harlans dryer
Looks like someone did “go on and on” about Jaydon after all, eh Lily? Maybe Jaydon wasn’t so arrogant to assume that after all. …
Any chance that Bird might post her pierced puppies or Moshizzle her over-sized misshapen ones?
Umm, Becky honey, I didn’t go on and on ‘about’ Mr. Sunshine, I simply stated some obvious facts ‘to’ him.
I know it’s tough for you to comprehend most of the time, so I’ll be gentle.
Go get some rest.
Not for general consumption but, if you email me, I can finally begin to seduce you. As per your request.
M&A: don’t youse harlanize us too. please to keep us posted on the e-shmoozle. within the bounds of good taste, natch.
AH -
I certainly would be happy to share them with you - just not with every yahoo on this site. They are real, and magnificent. Oooh, and sparkly too!
Just dropping in to see ? I don’t know anymore.
Becky, I’m with you. I love the fact that the Lilymonster
has NO idea that Jaydon is not a guy, and truly laughing at the fact that she is now saying she is writing ‘TO him’ , when Jaydon said she was not coming back.
Weren’t you and Jaydon the ones who wished her well
regarding her cancer? The cancer I see is in everything she writes. On another note, your pup is adorable Gretchen.
Harlan, stop the madness around here soon. One way
or another.
Kate - Yes, I wished the Lilymonster (lol) well with her cancer. She didn’t have the decency to respond. Guess her mama didn’t teach her anything about manners.
Hey, whoever recommended 15minutelunch, I wanted to say thanks! That guy is hilarious! If you haven’t checked it out yet (everyone else), you should. It’s genuinely clever and funny. I’m sure lovin’ it. …
Get ready motherfucker!
WOW This is the blog that will not die!!!
FK
Beth, if there was even an ounce of sincerity in any well wishes you’ve ever given me, perhaps I would have acknowledged it, however…we both know you are/were and full of shit. Frankly you are one of the most hypocritical people on this blog and I don’t like you. Save your well wishes for your alter-ego’s on this site. Hi Kate!!
Happy to oblige in continuing to make you sicker of me than ever!
Lillymonster :)
Badabing Lily! Beth its way paste the time you should be shutting your damn mouth. You get nailed every time you open it. Go find h on the new blog he’s created. Look for “I am a pussy”.
Kate NOBODY cares what sex Jaydon is. Being an insignificant piece of pond scum is all everybody sees.
Steve, I know you are, but what am I *snort*
Beth - keep on writing. You’re not alone here. :)
And yes, Steve, I can tell that you are a raging
transsexual. Not that there is anything wrong with
that - but finish the changeover already. Your words
are becoming very feminine.
Furthermore, Steve, you slithered in here and just
started opening your yap - which I hear is what you
do in your part-time job, so why don’t you get back
on the streets where you belong. Dipshit.
Kate “I know you are”?? I think the last time I retaliated with that line I was about 3…but, what more can we expect from a pond scum cheerleader. Oh, I almost forgot - we also got “dipshit”. That was impressive.
PS..who ever said I was anything but ‘feminine’?
Obviously Steve. hahahahaha
Kate, it’s time to stop worrying so much about the sex of certain posters and take care of your facial hair.
Silly Lilly - tossing out comments like, “everybody knows” … “nobody cares” … “you and I both know” … doesn’t make it true. You are still just stating your own opinion. You can’t speak for anyone else, and you sure as hell can’t speak for me.
Kinda like calling me “Beth” isn’t going to make me a Beth. I will still be Becky.
In case I was a little too subtle or something - I don’t like you, either.
Harlan! I hope you come back soon. It would be nice to know what’s new with you.
I had to look back to see where Steve started his
support/tirade, and this matches his ISP #
On July l3th you wrote
Yeepers? Are you fucking kidding me?
This place is done. C ya.
and here he/she is still talking drivel.
Becky, Lilymonster is to be pitied. And I hope
Harlan comes back soon.
I hate seeing the idiots actually make good people leave
here. Think I’ll email Jaydon, and Kate, ignore that
troll-type excuse. Trust me.
“Drivel” wow you’re getting more creative with the comebacks but not so much with the names you use. You don’t have to email anyone, just talk to them. It’s very obvious that you’re all one.
Wow. All this over one societal misfit, who made a blog to whine to the world about nothing. Then when people suggested perhaps his misery was his own doing, the sunshine and lolipop police show up and start bashing them left and right, and this is what we’re left with.
What an interesting turn of events.
Joe
And what about Amanda? I’m still waiting for the big reveal…
I just keep coming to look at the ads. The words of the moment seem to be “mother” and “parentship”.
I think he is done… the comments on here has always been more entertaining than the posts anyways.
Does anyone the general rules of payment for hosting a site like www.soveryalone.com? Is it generally paid for monthly/quarterly/yearly?
Is it monthly? Is our friend among us?
I do hope that Harlan is ok. While taking Harlan at face value has always been difficult to do, this comment assumes that Harlan’s problems were/are real.
It has been a privelege to share in someones experiences. I hope that if Harlan needs help he can now get it through regular channels and no longer needs this blog or the varied opinions offered.
Harlan - Good Luck and Thank You.
Nothing more to see here people, kindly move along.
It will be a while before you hear from Harlan again. He’s now wearing a new suit which fastens in back and has “long” sleeves.
Good Luck Harlan.
FK
I’m having a great time. I’m living on a deserted island with my hot mama. Bertha joins us every other weekend. Jane will come (ha!) in a few weeks, the fed-ex girl blew my socks off but she ended up with porche guy.
Alls well that ends well.
I just wanted to let you all know that my treatment is working, and that this will be my last post due to my busy work schedule and happier personal life. Although I do have some free time in which I could post more uninteresting tidbits about my life for others to read, I have decided that getting out of my gimp suit is too much of an ordeal just to please the few followers I have left.
Harlan
I thought that my last post would get a response from you!!!
Best wishes Harlan.
FK
Come on guy! Everybody knows you have another blog. You owe us the address!
totally not winning the bloggies this year….
why wouldn’t jane be your sexual partner, shes better than bertha
I’m fucked!
thats for sure
banc mortgage
recompute excusably intervene leaked got cured
No, Harlan, you are not fucked. You have created your own reality. You are indeed now speaking into the void. Go now. Bye.
No, I AM fucked. Nobody understands.
So start bloging again and tell us all about it.
FK
Yeah I found your blog a bit ago and wondered what’s happened to ya. .. update us…
So, if the domain expires next month, do you guys think he’s going to renew it, or it’ll turn into some bs link-central?
I really should delete my bookmark at this point, but JESUS… I’m sure at some point, he’ll put some paragraph up & I’ll kick myself for not being around to read it. Not that I should care, but -alas- I do.
Does anyone have a link to his new blog? There has to be one? You can’t be this addicted to an audience and then just completely forget about it, can you? Hmmmmm…
wsop
purchaser inadmissible,mangling attacks.urine,exaggerates
Woah, what happened? I just took a quick nap and everyone went away…
I tried to vote for President and Sarah Pallin for Vice President. I don’t think it worked.
I’ve recently discovered a serious threat to the US. Did you know that there is no longer a manufactuer in the US that makes staples? Yep. We are completely at the mercy of other countries to supply us with staples.
Well, I certainly had some good damn laughs reading this blog and comments. Just want to thank you for the laughter (as it is good for your health) and for reminding me I’m not the only crazy bitch out there wondering if I should be on medication or not.