There are those who have speculated that perhaps Jane is my sexual partner. It’s very important to me to make it perfectly clear that Jane and I are not having sex.

Also, I am not having sex with a man. Nor an animal. Nor an inanimate object.

Let’s just say that I am having sex on a frequent basis, and that it is with a woman of consenting age.

Here are some additional details. She is caucasian. She is shorter than I am. She shaves her pubic area. And she has larger than average breasts, one of which is approximately 7% smaller than the other.

But even the smaller one is larger than average.