A Dog Named Blue
Posted by harlan on 07 May 2008 at 08:03 am | Tagged as: talking to the void
In a fit of anxiety, I decided to go “jogging” last night. For me, jogging consists of alternating between shuffling and walking. And these days, there’s more walking than jogging since I’ve been smoking half a pack of cigarettes a day. (Don’t worry — I can stop anytime.)
There’s no way I would ever go jogging if it weren’t for the trails that run through the greenspace behind my condo. As I was making my way through the network of trails, I took a wrong turn and ended up running into someone’s back yard.
What I saw stunned me.
In the groomed back yard was a treehouse and a play structure with a long slide and several swings. Between the treehouse and play structure was a rope hanging from an impossibly tall tree. I’m not certain, but I imagine you could swing Tarzan-style between the treehouse and the play structure.
Inside the house were shiny people ranging from all ages. A grandmother was sitting in a big chair. There were three adults who all touched each other affectionately several times. The older children were in a circle on the floor, playing a board game or cards. A couple of toddlers too young to play the game bounced in and out of sight. The glow of a fire lit the room.
Outside the sliding glass door was a medium-sized yellow dog. The dog wanted in. Badly. It was whimpering loud enough for me to hear it, but the the people inside the house didn’t seem to notice. I like to think music was playing, because it would seem too cruel for them to ignore the dog. The dog sat erect for a long time — at least a half hour – every now and then walking in a little circle and then resuming his stance.
I wanted so badly for someone to open the door and let the dog in.
Uhh…you sat outside someones house watching through the window for a half an hour?
I’m so confused!
Were they in the treehouse or the real house?
And why are they having a fire in May?
Are you high Harlan?
Maybe you empathized because you’ve identified yourself with the dog (I’m not making fun of you) I mean, you feel so desperate (as the yellow dog) for someone who can open your door to happiness, joy family, and love.
Keep barking Harlan…
Hopefully B doesn’t check her mail regularly. If she hasn’t read your letter, she just might open her “doors of happiness” for you tonight. (Ewwwww!) That’s right, it’s Wednesday. Rest up and stay hydrated.
I was also confused — trying to figure out if the people were in the treehouse or the real house. Why were the people shiny?
You stood in their backyard for at least 30 minutes watching this dog?
That’s weird.
Also, did you stop to think that maybe the dog whines when it is ALWAYS outside? I know several dogs that do - including my own.
Cruelty to animals is the worst thing in the world - but unless it was raining, the dog looked in bad health, etc., I have to think that the animal was fine being outside.
Are you sure those are cigarettes you’re smoking Harlan?
Tell us Author, were you incentivized to show this love for animals because people accused your character of torturing them? Again, so freakin’ predictable.
Harlan needs to become a chain smoker. Quickly!
Ok, so the happy family in the firelight is the same image that captivated you during your visit to your brother’s bizarre little menage, isn’t it? And so you’re the erect, whimpering dog that wants to get inside, right? You think that other people, who live in family groups, are content and happy and you’re excluded but want to be let in? The sad news is that’s not going to happen for you. You’re more like the desperate yellow dog that annoys the family with its whining and ends up getting put to sleep.
Harlan related to the whining. He either whines or cries hysterically every time he’s faced with adversity cuz he’s a total pussy
Please don’t compare a poor, lonely, yellow, dog to Harlan. That’s such a slap in the face to mans best friend!
There’s a dirty little secret behind that glass door Harlan. A dirty little secret.
The dog just wants his damn food.
Did Girtha ever answer your ultimatum? Are you getting any tonight?
The people are shiny, because they have a fire going in MAY.
I had my fireplace going last night. It’s still chilly in some parts of the continent. Maybe we’ve just cracked the code of Harlan’s rough whereabouts. He’s in North Dakota!
I think you wanted to be let in. :( Someday….
sounds like it’s what you’re seeing what could have been with you and bertha….
kind of creepy that you’re watching them for half an hour though.
whoa…stranger spying in the backyard for who knows how long…creepy times ten
It seems to me, Harlan, that this was a deceptively simple story where your readers are meant to make the obvious connection between you and this poor dog. But I wonder what hidden depth there may be to it. Do you mind if I deconstruct? I see Asshat has done that to an extent already, but he was pithy and quite possibly right whereas I’m more likely to be obscure and pedantic. Even if I do get anything right, nobody (including me) will know it.
First of all, your title brings to mind several associations. Clearly, by naming the dog Blue, you intended for it to be descriptive (homological even?). Plus, if I’m not mistaken, Blue on the kids’ show Blue’s Clues is a dog. Are you giving us clues about hidden meaning here? Blue is also a play on words (specifically, a mondegreen) from that old song by Lobo called Me and You and a Dog Named Boo. Are you teasing us with possible misassociations? Finally, you mentioned this was a yellow dog which is directly opposite blue in the color wheel. You seem to be hinting at contradictions, you sly dog you. Might this even be a habit of yours, Harlan? With your nom de blog we can parse out the words “ha” and “har” (as in hardy har har), after all.
Then you set the scene with hopeful signs. You were jogging (sort of), so self-improvement is now a part of the plan. You mentioned your half-a-pack habit, but then said you could quit anytime. With this clichéd dismissal you cast yourself as self-aware and in on the joke. You’re not an oblivious soul, lost, or void of wit. But is this, too, meant to contradict?
As you peer through the window you’re the all-seeing observer. This world, or a microcosm of it where ease and order prevail, is your normative society. The people are shiny. The metaphor, I suspect, ties in to Ronald Reagan’s America — the shining city upon the hill. Oh, but there’s one left out. Conflict. Did this poor creature’s pain not register? An oversight? Or was this happy social scene meant only for those who fit in? Might there even be cruelty involved? Could those human overdogs derive pleasure in keeping the canine underdog down? We’re left to wonder, too, Harlan.
Well, dammit E, that’s what I was going to say!
Good grief Ernest. Get a life.
Um, professor? Isn’t the obvious sometimes possible; that the dog’s “blue” because he’s sad? And isn’t it also true that sometimes dogs just sometimes happen to be yellow? When you wring the academic palaver out of your remarks, you’re left with something less that what Asshat had to say about it.
I guess that’s a jinx then, Moshizzle.
Chuck, my meaning was abstruse, ambiguous, and, as you put it, lost in the academic palaver, but when I referred to Blue as a descriptive name, I meant sad.
Once you train a post-modernist lens on my comments and Harlan’s post, it all makes sense. Or is this me being meta-obscure with an ex post justification?
Respectfully, professor, I think you’re standing in front of your post-modernist lens, preening yourself, and in doing so you’ve lost your focus. Perhaps you should train that lens on poor Emily Dickinson, or somebody, and see if she wilts.
its a DOGGGGG, they belog outside!!
Emily Dickinson? I think I remember her. Wasn’t she Pepper Anderson on “Police Story?” BTW, what happened to all the spam around here? I just stopped by because I was looking for some free, downloadable ringtones.
Ernest has been created by the same person that created Harlan. This blog started out with a bang but really sucks now and based ont he number of comments most people agree.
And then you woke up?
Touching each other affectionately? Were they molesting each other? Menage a trois in front of the kids? But only after they let the dog out. Bc the dog would lick the lube (shiny!) off them. I’ve solved the puzzle
Like that Blind Melon video song, No rain? we are all just looking for those like us so we can fell at home? or, maybe it’s just me..
Winter’s just starting to show its nose above the horizon where *I* live. Had a couple of cubic metres of firewood delivered a week ago.
I love winter.
Unfortunately, I got nicked speeding one too many times last month, and I now have too many demerit points on my driver’s licence. They’re about to take it away from me for three months, and I’ll have to spend winter getting around on the Trek, kinda like Lance Armstrong, except hairy, chubby, multi-testicle’d and stuck in New Zealand.
I’m a bit of a voyuer myself, I like to watch people in their comings and goings. And I love dogs, yellow labs especially, I would have wanted someone to let him in as well…..
I got the feeling from reading this (and I’m not being negative) that you were kind of identifying with the dog. Wanting in, wanting to be a part of that family, etc.
I hope you are doing well, from the looks of your most recent post it seems you are. Kudos to you for doing something about your state of mind, a lot of people never do.
Be well!
Bekah
Not that you want to be a part of THAT particular family, just that you want to be like that, like those shiny people, happy, or even just content, to be with others in a loving family relationship… which is a healthy want, hell, I want that too! Just wanted to clarify.