I had a strange dream last night about Richard. (No, crazed sex fiends, it wasn’t an erotic dream.) For those of you who don’t know, Richard and I shared an office at the last place I worked, and he holds the distinction of being one of the only – if not the only – person who doesn’t wear me out during a conversation. In fact, talking to him actually gives me energy instead of making me feel drained.

We must have had a falling out because we haven’t spoken in more than a month.

In this dream, Richard and I were standing at a bus stop. There were a few scattered trees on the sidewalk behind the bus stop, and all of a sudden a bunch of wild animals broke out from behind the trees and rushed at us. We ran. In real life, of course, tigers and bears and gorillas would have easily caught us, but in dream world, they ran at our speed.

We ducked into a flower shop and tried to hide behind a table full of roses. The animals burst in and continued their pursuit. We ran back out on the street and Richard jumped down into an open manhole. I followed. And so did the wild animals, which had grown in both size and strangeness as the dream went on.

After some frustrating bureaucratic delay, Richard and I managed to buy subway tickets and get on an underground train. (Apparently, in this strange dream city, the sewage and subway systems are interconnected.) I thought we had escaped the animals, but sure enough, wild boars and fanged giraffes and mountain goats chased in hot pursuit.

The subway train somehow transformed into a locomotive that soared over and through mountains. Richard and I ran towards the back of the train, which was more like a submarine inside.

I climbed on top of the train and ran. As I turned around, I saw that wild animals had caught Richard. He shouted for me to help him. I froze. I actually tried to go back to help, but my feet seemed to be stuck to the top of the train car. The monster animals pulled Richard down off the top of the train and next to a swimming pool surrounded by palm trees.

When I was finally able to move again, I jumped off the train, tumbled, and searched frantically for Richard. When I found him, he was lying face down in blood. The animals were gone.

When I turned Richard over, he was my father.