Last Night
Posted by harlan on 28 Mar 2008 at 10:19 am | Tagged as: talking to the void
Last night, B. and I consummated our love. I do not want to sully that sacred moment by recounting details. If I did that, it would seem less like a transcendent moment, and more like a letter to Hustler.
I will say that I stayed the night and that we slept in late and then we just hung around her apartment and talked (among other things) until late in the morning, and that’s why I am not posting until now.
Someone commented a week or two ago that I should stop writing this blog, since I’m no longer "So Very Alone." As of now, I think that’s a valid point.
“consumate our love?” I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Harlan! Details! Now!
“I do not want to sully that sacred moment by recounting details.” Sounds like that Jane Austen crap is getting to you, Harlan.
Just tell us that at least one of you used birth control.
wow.
don’t you DARE stop writing this blog. feeling alone can happen in a crowded room.
Please pass the maalox.
You can not stop writing this blog!!! I want to hear of the love that grows between you and Bertha and then of the little Harlans and Berthas running around!!! Just rename the blog if you feel you need to!!
You have captured an audience, Harlan. Please continue to share.
I hope you used a condom, and I hope your “consummated our love” comment was tongue-in-cheek. Did she know you were a virgin? I can’t remember you telling her that. Also, don’t stop writing the blog. Just because you scored a ride on the wet, hairy and wild doesn’t mean you’re not alone.
Please don’t - I need my daily dose of train wreck. You did the nasty, that does not equate to “love” and while it should be sacred - outside a relationship it is simply sinful sex. I second the hope birth control was used.
Um I just discovered you and you inspired me to start my own blog. I dont have a following yet but you have me completely hooked to your blog. You CANNOT and I repeat CANNOT stop writing this blog. Relationship stories can be just as fun at single stories!
Im leaving for basic training tomorrow harlan and I look forward to catching up on all the missed posts whenever I have some free time. Keep the blog going.
I think you should stop writing it before you say anymore about your girlfriend. That is just wrong IMO. Unless you tell her all about it.
Carla, IMO, if he tells her about this blog, she is NOT going to stay with him. He has said some pretty brutally honest stuff. I say, she tells her girlfriends and all the ladies at the book club, and he tells the chapter of the world that reads his blog. He doesn’t have a lot of social outlets IRL, being a hermit and all, so it’s only fair. This is the kind of social therapy she’s getting, also. I’m sure they’ll discuss his ability or inability to make her orgasm, and she’ll certainly be sharing the V-Card matter, provided that he came clean to her about it. Seriously, I think if I can tell my girlfriends about guys I’m seeing, my guy should be able to tell his support group, be it his webfriends or RL friends. Everyone is brutally honest, it just depends on where the information lies. In print or in person, we’ve all said things to other people that would probably hurt our SO’s feelings, but you’ve got to get it out. He’s just getting it out on the screen.
We’re all really alone. We can have relationships with people. Be surrounded by family. Have great friends. But when it comes down to it, we’re alone. Don’t think that having a partner will make everything better. You’ll just have a new set of problems. In fact, in a few weeks you’ll probably wish you were alone. Again.
I think you should keep up with it. Clearly everyone enjoys reading your musings. I must admit I was hoping for some more dirtydirty details, but I understand you not wanting to. My first boyfriend was a virgin and I’m pretty sure he would have died if I put information about our first time on the web.
@ Moshizzle.. that was one epic post you just made. I know exactly how that is. well said
Does anyone really believe that Harlan is going to stop?! Puleze!