Visiting My Brother, Part III
Posted by harlan on 27 Feb 2008 at 08:23 am | Tagged as: talking to the void
When I went back in the house the next morning, Chuck had the same predictable look on his face that he always gets. It wouldn’t matter if I walked in the door with a Hugo Award or a dead cat — he’d still look at me with that same bemused smile, as if he knows everything about me. Becky was baking bread and dealing with fussy children while Chuck presided in all his magnificence. The crying children made me want to leave, and the yeast smell made me want to stay forever.
“If you could be anything, what would you be?” asked Chuck.
I thought about saying “You,” but I was afraid he’d take me seriously. I didn’t want to answer truthfully. What I most wanted was to be was a normal person with a wife and friends who come over and play Uno with us. If I had that, my life would be so rich and full that I wouldn’t want anything else.
“An astronaut,” I answered. Chuck’s hero growing up was Buzz Aldrin.
“You don’t realize the power that’s inside you,” he said. “All you need to do — and I mean all you need to do — is live the life of the person you want to be. If you want to be a famous writer, live like a famous writer. If you want to be a millionaire, live like a millionaire. Your desires will manifest.”
Becky was nodding her head.
“Are you coveting my wife?” he said. He got up and wrapped his arms around Becky from behind and started kissing her neck.
Becky left the kitchen trying not to cry.
Chuck sat down again and had that puppetmaster smile on his face. He knows everything about everyone.
I tried to stay there longer. I really did. While I was driving away in my car, I had in mind that I was just going out for a spin and that I’d return. I got lost and couldn’t find my way back, so I just kept going.
What a strange trip!
YAWN! Lame!
Assholiness must be a family trait.
I don’t get this:
“Are you coveting my wife?” he said. He got up and wrapped his arms around Becky from behind and started kissing her neck.
Becky left the kitchen trying not to cry.
Yeah good question Ju-Ju… why would she want to cry?
lost . . .
Perhaps embarrassment because her husband is an a-hole?
I want to know why she was trying not to cry too.
ROFL @ Chuck. Takes one to know one.
I don’t like Uno. Phase 10 is WAY better!
The Uno reference appears to be a homage to the Fat Cyclist, on whose blog Harlan has been known to leave comments and whose life Harlan envies:
Fatty writes:
I played Uno with my family. My family’s hit an important milestone: all four of the kids are now old enough to understand and enjoy playing Uno. Which means Susan and I don’t have to split up and do different activities, one of us doing something with the boys, one of us doing something with the girls. It’s a big deal.
BOOOOORING
Harlan, Harlan, Harlan. Your cult deserves WAY better than this!
Wouldn’t you cry too if your husband was trying to pimp you out to his brother??
you mentioned you were going to go to the bloggies.. how are you going to manage that if you stay anonymous? tricky tricky tricky
I’m relieved that there won’t be a Part IV.
I don’t think it’s bad part three! I think it shows a lot about Chuck. Of course Becky was trying not to cry - she married a selfish and depraved man. I’m sorry you had to see her like that, Harlan. I’m sure it’s hard. Or maybe she deserves it?
Oh oh, Maegan (I only know of one other ‘Maegan’ that spells it this way. Hey! Perhaps you’re her?!)…you suggesting that Becky ‘deserves it’ could send little Harlan over the edge.
Tell him you were only kidding Maeg…puulleezze! This just can’t end yet! :)
My hero growing up was Shaft.
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother-
(shut your mouth)
But I’m talkin’ about Shaft
(then we can dig it)
Right on, Herb, but I doubt most of these people are old enough to know what you’re talkin’ about.
KIDDING!
Thanks Maeg! I’m not sure what I would do without this daily ‘Harlan’ fix. I mean, it’s just so riveting!
I forgot to mention that I’m on my way to read the “Epilogue” and I’m giddy with anticipation.
Harlan, you better not disappoint me!
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