You know what I really like about not having anyone to see, or anywhere to go, or anything to do? I really like that I can wear the sweatpants I’m comfortable in, every day. And I can wear the two shirts I really like (they’re identical, except in color), wearing one of them for two days, then wearing the other for two days.

Then I do a load of laundry. And I never have to fold clothes, I just take them straight out of the dryer. And I never have to gather dirty clothes up, because when they’re dirty I throw them directly in the washing machine.

Then, when my sweatpants and both shirts (and socks and underwear, which I am careful to change every day, thanks for not asking) are in the washing machine, I run a load as I go to bed, then throw them in the dryer when I get up. By the time I’ve finished showering and have had breakfast, I’ve got a week’s worth of clothes ready for me again.

This is a great system. Several times, I’ve been tempted to throw all the rest of my clothes, hangers, and my dresser drawers away. Then I remember I can’t do this forever, I have to start looking for a job soon.

I know I should be working on my resume right now. But I get sick just thinking of job interviews.

It’s no fun always feeling alone, but subjecting yourself to the scrutiny of a job interview hardly counts as a friendly get-together.