It’s been a long time since I’ve had a landline; a cell phone is all I need. But while I was away on my gambling spree or since I’ve been back, I’ve misplaced my phone.

I kind of suspect I left it in my hotel room. I’ve checked online, and no minutes have been used, so it’s probably in the hotel lost and found.

But I didn’t realize it was missing until yesterday, when I went to order a pizza. I couldn’t find it, so I ordered the pizza online.

Here’s what not having a phone means to me:

1. It means I have a great reason for why I’m not getting any calls. For all I know, all kinds of people are trying to get ahold of me, and they just can’t, because my phone’s missing.

2. It means I have a great reason for not telling my sister that I’m unemployed. She has never, even once, emailed me, so I don’t have to worry about her trying to check up on me that way.

Once I get my resume updated and start sending it out, I’ll get a replacement phone. Meanwhile, I’m discovering that not getting calls because you don’t have a phone feels a lot better than not getting calls because you’re not a fun person to talk with.