I fell asleep early last night and was wide awake by 4 am, my heart racing from a weird dream that I remembered clearly when I woke up but can’t recall now. I went in to work early because it seemed like the best thing to do. I got super tired after lunch and decided to take a ten-minute cat nap under my desk. Three hours later, I woke up. I swear to God I got better sleep this afternoon than I have in the whole last two weeks. I wonder how many people saw me sleeping there under my desk. At least no one painted my face with magic markers.