So Now I’m Really Depressed
Posted by harlan on 22 Dec 2007 at 10:39 am | Tagged as: talking to the void
I was all excited about what I thought was a romantic moment at the Christmas party. It turns out the woman who kissed me did so because I was standing under the mistletoe. And let me tell you, it wasn’t exactly a fun experience finding this out. Maybe more later if I can get over my shame, which is too intense right now. I’m going to curl up on the couch and watch the director’s cut of Blade Runner. I sure hope none of the restored scenes have anything to do with Christmas. Isolation score: 9.5.
Why be ashamed? The mistletoe did you a favor, and you now have a memory to savor. If she found you repulsive, she could have ignored the stuff, ya know. There were no mistletoe cops around.
Dude, you take what you can get.
Wouldn’t it be more depressing to find out you were standing under the mistletoe and *nobody* kissed you?
PS: Deckard is a replicant.